"Why have the last 2 weeks been so busy?"
Probably because you delay your homework until the last second.
"What? No I don't, I just do my most important and time consuming hw first"
Aww bullshit, you think watching movies should come first?
"Why yes I do, conscience"
Wow, you're stupid.
"Suck it."
Look, you should stop complaining because you do this to yourself.
"waitaminute, would you like to hear my sched-"
No.
"-ule?"
...
"..."
...No.
"Too bad."
Ugh, fuck.
"Here's what goes down, I wake up for college at either 8am or 6am then I get home some time between 6-7 pm each day. Then I do stuff for my Dad which varies between getting him something he lost like his wallet and glasses or making him a cup of tea. Then I eat dinner, and by this time it's already 9 o clock. I haven't had any time for myself yet."
God, you're a bitch.
"Hold on, this part is really important."
I highly doubt that.
"Conscience, why are you such an ass"
Because I'm the part of you you don't like to listen to.
"Say what?"
I'm the thing in the back of your head telling you what's currently wrong with you.
"What? Nothing's wrong with me. I'm perfect!"
No, you're not. You're gaining weight from lack of running and eating fast food. You failed your first 2 tests, and you're complaining about your weeks at what is supposed to be the best time of your life.
"I......uh...."
That's what I thought. Sort your life out and we'll have another conversation soon.
"See yeh"
Good day, sir.