I'm sitting at my computer desk twiddling my thumbs together due to a moment of boredom. It's one of those awkward moments in your life, even though you're by yourself you try to
look occupied. Whatever, I'm a frake. While typing this blog post about one specific subject like I planned, I decided I'll make a quick list of my bad habits that get on MY nerves. I'm doing 7 because it's lucky. (They go into numerical order)
7. The least worst habit that I have out of the seven I've chosen has to be checking my phone. I probably check the mini blank LED screen 100s of times a day only to be greeted by a digital clock instead of a
"1 missed call" or a
"1 New Message". 89% of the time I am disappointed and if I add all the time I've wasted that day checking my phone it would be close to 22 minutes. That's 22 minutes of my life I waste everyday, that's 5.57 days in one year. So roughly 5 1/2 days a year are spent staring at my phone. Yikes.
6. This next one is a common bad habit but I'm pretty bad at being subtle about it in public. When I'm not checking at my phone, I'm checking out chicks.
That's right. I admit it, but who doesn't do that? Girls are guilty too. Or perhaps I'm thinking too hard on the subject because I feel like I check out a LOT of girls. There are 3 main things I check out. First thing that pops out are boobs, face, then figure as a whole. Everyone needs some Eye Candy. Is it so bad? Don't act like you haven't done it. Just the way I describe what I do makes me sound like a pervert. Tell me something I don't know.
5. This is more of a problem than a habit. I fall asleep with whatever I'm
reading except news or Harry Potter. I don't know what it is, I get loads of sleep (well maybe not) and I sometimes enjoy reading but if I need something to put me sleep, reading does the trick.
4. Biting my nails. Simple as that. Most people don't really care but ask a person who has been biting their nails all their life and they're extremely self conscious about it.
Sometimes it gets real bad when I bite my nails or cuticles it results in bleeding. It's not like I enjoy biting my nails, well never mind, I do get some weird sense of satisfaction from doing so. But at least I don't bite them because I'm hungry, that's wack.
3. The third bad habit that makes me mad at myself is when I say that I'll go run but I end up not doing it. During college, I've found myself either doing something stupid that takes up a lot of time like waiting for a video to compress that takes an hour or wasting a lot of time against my will. Both have resulted in me NOT running. The biggest complaint I have about that is if I lived with my brother, I could run whenever the hell I wanted. I don't have to be home at a certain time and that's the biggest thing that's holding me back.
2. My second worst habit is temporizing. That's right, I don't want to the word, "Procrastinate" because every other fucker on facebook uses that word in their status updates. But trust me, I put almost everything that I feel isn't important off to the
extreme. That's probably also the reason why I'm a 'B' student. All my life I haven't gotten the best grades because almost everything academically I do is done last second. The only things I don't put off are stuff that actually matter like my job or something that would get me a little publicity. As soon as I get a video project from Tripp, my boss, or finish filming a video project of my own, I get on that ASAP. That's just how I am. Whoopsie!
1. And last, my numero uno worst habit. It's been going on for the past 5 years, and no, it's not masturbation, it's substantially worse than that. It's my on and off relationship with World of Warcraft. Do I need to say more than that? About 2-4 times each year I quit that retarded game but then a few months later, I get back on the Blizz wagon and start playing again. That game has taken up so much time you would probably think I have a mental disorder from playing so much. But for me, I've played that game for a total of 78 days, 5 hours, and 48 minutes. That is
PURE GAMEPLAY, with the game physically running on my computer. If you thought checking my phone was bad, try 78 days staring at a computer screen burning my eyes out and making myself stupider. If I spent that time doing something else I would be a much happier person and probably healthier.
Notable habits include: Cracking my knuckles, picking my nose at red lights, trying to hold in a fart while listening to someone, masturbation, and constantly moving/ shifting positions.
Make fun of me in the comments.
Within minutes, lines were filled up like a homeless shelter on Christmas Eve, people were grabbing items off the shelves like looting, and the place was more crowded than Saudi Arabia during the Islamic Pilgrimage to Mecca. Overall, Black Friday was a horrible idea, the item I bought wasn't even on sale, and I left hungry, freezing, and a throbbing nipple because I was wearing a dress shirt without an undershirt. Stupid ideas all 'round!
